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Good evening, everyone.

So, U.S. airmen stranded behind Iranian enemy lines was rescued

in a high-stakes mission by American forces.

They haven't seen a rescue this daring since Pete Hegseth was extracted from Fox and Friends.

Yeah. Seth was extracted from Fox and Friends. Of course, the rescue was pulled off by Seal Team 6, which makes Seal Team 1 through 5 wondering,

Hey, did we do something at the holiday party?

Seriously, where's one through five?

Anyway.

On Sunday, Rosie O'Donnell posted a photo holding her new grandchild.

Poor bastard.

The strange part, when they held a gender reveal party, it was for Rosie.

NASA said Sunday that the toilet on the Artemis 2 rocket broke again,

and the astronauts have resorted to go into the bathroom in bags.

Been there, done that, said one man.

I thought we were doing something different there.

Great timing.

Today was the annual Easter egg hunt on the White House lawn.

Trump congratulated the winners and declared the other kids, sad, low-energy losers.

Yeah.

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