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Gutfeld! Monologues

Strategic Ignorance

Gutfeld! Monologues

FOX News Radio

Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.63.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

As seen on Gutfeld!, Trump has announced a ceasefire with Iran and the media's reaction is totally unhinged. Greg reveals the perfect way to respond to those with TDS always predicting the worst. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Absolutely, I couldn't agree more.

0:05.0

I couldn't agree more.

0:23.4

Yes.

0:25.6

I couldn't agree more.

0:30.3

I couldn't agree more.

0:32.9

Good evening, everyone.

0:34.8

So in order to rescue the American airman who was shot down over Iran,

0:38.7

the CIA used a new tool called Ghost Mirmar,

0:42.6

which can detect a heartbeat from miles away.

0:46.8

In other words, if this guy gets lost, he's screwed.

0:52.4

The U.S. is pressured Iran into accepting a ceasefire and everyone in America is asking the

0:57.8

same thing. What will go down faster? The price of gas or this guy? Iran claims they achieved

1:10.4

a historic victory over the United States.

1:13.6

They also claim Jesse Waters' hair is 100% natural.

1:18.5

As part of the ceasefire deal, Iran says the U.S. must pay compensation for damages.

1:25.6

Good luck getting that without a Jewish lawyer.

1:33.7

According to recent reports, Iran's Supreme Leader is unconscious and unable to be involved in any decision making.

1:41.2

Hmm, give him my number, said one woman.

1:49.0

Yeah. making. Hmm, give him my number, said one woman. Minneapolis officials are considering lifting the ban on bathhouses that allow sex.

1:55.6

Even better, you can bring the family.

2:04.9

Yeah. Yeah. You can bring the family. Chick-fil-A-file fired workers who posted a video of themselves shaking their boobs while in uniform.

2:13.1

In their defense, the customers ordered a chocolate shake.

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