Okay, welcome to Esther Club.

Um, everything that we told you up until this point was a lie.

I'm just kidding. I thought that would be a dramatic way to start.

Um, okay, wait, I have a thought I can't get out of my head.

Do you ever feel like the value of a dollar is so different, like for different things to the point where

I'm like, am I a con artist to myself?

Like I will spend $18 on a lip balm like without even thinking.

And then if some like like if saltine, yesterday I went to Target and the mini saltines were on sale, but they were sold out.

And I was like, oh my God, like now when I come back, I'm not going to get the sale price.

But the difference in price is like 20 cents.

Do you do that?

No, I just spend the extra 20 cents.

No, but like do you ever feel like certain things you're freer with your money and other

things you're not?

Oh, yeah, totally.

Yesterday, like, 9 a.m.

I was going to say, like, I bought $400 Nikes.

Oh, my God.

Like, you're fired?

Wait, I was just going to say, like, do you ever feel like you're really, like, generous

with, like, gifts for yourself, meals for yourself, but then really stingy with, like, charity?

I was trying to make a joke. I mean, yeah, basically. I don't think I've ever given to charity.

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