Hello, welcome to Esther Club, the show that asks you to expect nothing from it.

So if you're expecting something, go ahead and turn off your computer or your phone, any mobile device, and clean your room.

But to be honest with you, cleaning your room is going to be much more fun if you keep this podcast on.

I'm not saying expect anything, but I just, so don't expect that it will be more fun, even though I just said that.

But, ugh, whatever.

Look, Carlos is here.

Carlos, I know that everyone says, oh, the lighting.

Esther gets the same lighting as Carlos.

It's in your head.

Maybe our lighting is the same, but I think the lighting is better for your skin type than it is for my skin type.

This is my new theory.

What's my skin type compared to yours?

Like a golden tanning bed glow?

But I haven't been to the tanning bed in like seven weeks.

Okay, well, when we play this back, we'll check that out.

The lighting is completely equal on both sides.

I don't understand. I acknowledge that.

I acknowledge that it's equal.

It's the skin type.

But, you know, it's like honestly, in alone together, we, I had to have bad lighting

so that Benji's skin wouldn't look green.

They did the lighting bad on purpose on alone together?

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