Good morning to all and to all a good morning. Welcome to Esther Club. It's a new Tuesday for you.

For us, we're back in time today, February 14th, the worst day of the year. Just kidding. All holidays are the worst days of the year.

I just want to remind everyone, even though you're not listening to this on Valentine's Day,

you might be listening to it near a different holiday.

All holidays are evil.

They were built to put pressure on your emotions and your wallets.

And I'm done.

I'm tapped out.

I'm not participating.

Holidays are hurtful. Hashtag holidays are hurtful. Carl, welcome to the show.

Carl? Carl with a K.

Who are you talking to?

I have no... I got invited into Galentine's Day.

You did?

Yeah, last night.

I couldn't go.

It was like the last straw for me.

What do you mean?

Of like being included as a girl?

Okay. That is so rude. I thought it was more of a gay thing. No. Wait, what tell me,

you tell me. Galentine's Day is like, you're coming in too hot. No, I'm not. You started with Carl.

Galentine's Day is like the day before Valentine's Day if you're single.

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