Ladies and gentlemen, would you please welcome Greg Booth.

The frustrated women got to be in that 12-o'clock.

Well, I love that dirty water.

Oh, Boston Yoma.

Once again, the smartest man in the world,

Proofcast takes to the ether hair from the Salubrius confines,

a Boston's newest comedy club located right here in the fertile

of the soulless corporate bullshit district.

Last Boston is where we're reporting live tonight.

With a crowd of enthusiastic Bostonians and people from our lying areas,

we have people from as far as New Hampshire or Vermont,

was it Vermont and whatnot?

Yeah, Salem is in the house tonight.

We have every town with the uh at the end of it.

And we're back in Boston.

I've talked a lot of shit about Boston over the years,

largely in regard to the whole, you know,

cursive-to-bambino type of thing,

and the fact that was it two weeks ago,

you erected a statue to Bill Russell?

Hey, get right the fuck on that, Boston.

When I was a child, Bill Russell was known for two things,

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