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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2013

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Live from the Laugh Stop in Calgary, Greg speaks on snow, scandal and Sweet Caroline.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Today's exciting prop cast is brought to you by Cards Against Humanity.

0:04.0

What's Cards Against Humanity, Greg?

0:06.0

Thank you for asking you.

0:08.0

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people, like yourself,

0:11.0

where you can have lots of fun with other horrible people.

0:30.0

And now the world podcast takes it in either.

0:32.0

Here from the salubrious confines of Calgary's most divine establishment,

0:37.0

where comedy is, parlayed in portrayed every night,

0:40.0

right here at the corner of industrial shit, and nothing.

0:43.0

And the block lit in, Calgary's out on the left, shop!

0:48.0

Greg, once again here, and I think it's cold,

0:53.0

we've already had a discussion about this with what I like to call the audience.

0:57.0

They disagree. They think that it's not cold.

1:00.0

To them, this is a balmy fucking summer evening,

1:03.0

where you wear a speedo and knee socks and just let it ride.

1:07.0

This is outdoor movie weather, evidently here in Calgary,

1:10.0

but I find it quite cold.

1:12.0

I've got a giant park up many of you might have seen me in it.

1:15.0

I wore it into the showroom tonight to do the sound checks,

1:18.0

just so you know. I live in Los Angeles.

1:20.0

There are four two things.

1:22.0

One, I'm unbelievably shallow, and all I can think about is my own personal needs.

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