Vans
The Smartest Man in the World
Greg Proops
4.6 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 4 December 2013
⏱️ 92 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello! |
| 0:04.0 | Hello! |
| 0:08.0 | Hello! |
| 0:12.0 | Hi! |
| 0:14.0 | Hi! |
| 0:16.0 | Hi! |
| 0:18.0 | I'm the best! |
| 0:20.0 | I'm the perfect! |
| 0:22.0 | I'm the perfect! |
| 0:24.0 | I'm the perfect! |
| 0:26.0 | Once again, the smartest man in the world, |
| 0:31.3 | Proofcast, takes to the ether here |
| 0:33.1 | from the salubriest confrons of the Goanis neighborhoods, |
| 0:36.1 | most facidious comedy club. |
| 0:37.9 | Right near the Poison Canal, where you can hear the inflamed |
| 0:40.5 | dolphin whelping through the night with his tuberculosis. |
| 0:43.5 | Out with him, the Donalds, where no one knows his name |
| 0:45.6 | and no one ever goes. |
| 0:47.2 | Out in the area near where trucks are parked, |
| 0:49.2 | savagely, installedly, silently, in the night, |
| 0:52.2 | and you have no idea why. |
| 0:54.1 | Out here in Goanis. |
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