you

Cheerio bitches.

I've had to redo my intro about eight times now because I keep getting the accent

wrong so I've just let that go.

My third take was, oh, I'd sheela because I get Australian London confused even though

they're, you know, 48 hours away from each other but whatever.

Before we get started on this week's podcast, I kind of can't just delve into the bullshit

of real housewives and like, you know, Taylor Swift and shit without addressing just

the heartbreaking, heartbreaking tragedy that just took place in Las Vegas.

I mean, so much awful shit is going on in the world.

And I hope that this podcast makes you laugh and escape so that's what we're going to do.

But I just wanted to send so much love and, you know, not prayers because fuck that.

But it's just devastating.

Like festivals are a place for people to unite and celebrate life and music and shit

like this is absolutely horrifying and just pure evil.

I'm thinking of everybody in Vegas, anybody who was there, knows somebody that was there,

sending all my bitchy love.

Whew, okay.

Now let's escape because that's what we're going to do here and laughter is the best medicine.

That is so tacky.

I hate myself, but like how the fuck am I supposed to transition off of that?

I need to pick me up, guys.

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