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Winifred Sackville Stoner Jr. (Entry 1229.MT1125)

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Society & Culture, History

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2019

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

In which an Esperanto-loving stage mom raises America's first celebrity child prodigy, who writes one of history's most famous poems before vanishing into a cloud of bigamy and scandal. Certificate #35551.

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Omnibuses a production at iHeart Radio.

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We are going to the one time in a position.

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Yes, and uh...

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We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

0:17.9

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

0:23.3

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization,

0:26.9

we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

0:30.7

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and

0:34.1

esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

0:36.5

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just

0:40.1

reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you.

0:45.5

This is our time capsule.

0:47.4

This is the omnibus. Yeah, Oh, oh, oh, oh, You have accessed entry 1229.

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1.29.

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2.9.m. M.T. 125. certificate number 9. Stoner Jr. You want to know the common element for the entire group like he asked?

1:35.0

I'll tell you the answer.

1:37.0

I'll tell you because I had that one.

1:38.0

Carbon.

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Carbon.

1:41.0

In pencil lead, it's in the form of graphite in coal it's mixed up with other impurities and in the diamond it's in hard form

1:49.9

What we really wanted to know was the common element, Donnie, but thank you for all that unnecessary knowledge.

1:55.0

He gets, heads so full of useless knowledge.

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