Omn is the production of I-Heart Radio.

We are going to be more the first time in a position.

Yes, and uh...

We are seeing Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization,

we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and

esoterica that would otherwise be lost. So whether you're listening from an

advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our

transmissions, this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Yeah, Oh, oh, oh, oh, You have accessed entry 1331.

I S.0816, certificate number 31310.

Trapper Keepers.

Sorry.

I'm sorry.

Here you are.

Say what is that thing?

It's my trapper for me.

It sure is a lot neater than this.

That's because it trusts my papers in so they won't fall out.

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