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Plymouth Rock (Entry 955.EX3321)

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Society & Culture, History

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2019

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

In which John visits one of the most underwhelming (and breakable) landmarks in American history, and explains why its entire history is almost certainly made up. Certificate #33004.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Omn is a production of My Heart Radio.

0:02.0

We are going to support emergency for the first time in a

0:07.0

opposition,

0:08.0

and uh...

0:10.0

We are receiving this message. We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

0:17.9

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

0:23.3

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization,

0:26.9

we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

0:30.7

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and

0:34.1

esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

0:36.5

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just

0:40.1

reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you.

0:45.5

This is our time capsule.

0:47.4

This is the omnibus. Yeah, Oh, oh, oh, oh, You have accessed entry 955.EX3321 certificate number 33004.

1:23.0

Plymouth Rock.

1:25.0

The pilgrim sailed the sea to find a place to call their own.

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In their ship may flower, they hope to find a better home.

1:34.4

They finally knocked on Plymouth Rock, and someone said were there.

1:39.7

It may not look like home, but at this point I don't care. How old were you in 1976 are nation's bicentennial?

1:48.0

I love talking about the bicentennial.

1:50.0

I was only two years old. I don't remember the tall ships. I don't remember the

1:54.8

Tall ships in Boston Harbor. What else would I not remember? Well, it

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