Wine and Cigarette Time w/ Amber Nelson

Page 7

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4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2025

⏱️ 85 minutes

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This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Amber Nelson of The Brighter Side, SPUN and HGX2 to goss' 'bout the various C words, Amber is lucky enough to hear the final verdict on the Grand Tome of Goop, and it's that she sucks and is the reason we have a Wormlord holding power in the White House as well as why Erewhon is able to overcharge for crystal woo strawberries. People are STILL talkin' about Sophie Turner daring to do anything while the Jonas Brothers are on tour, Jackie is tested as she is granted a choice between a rumored pillow lipped owner of a podcast network and a big bag o' lumps. Hilaria Baldwin continues to surely damage her family and is doin' a podcast with her 11 year old daughter to be prove kids and parents CAN BE FRIENDS! MJ and Jackie respond to fans, and apologize for their anti-Kelce rhetoric but Amber ain't fallin' for their masculine charm, Halle Berry's ex from far too long ago said on a dumb podcast that she didn't cook, clean or raise kids 'cause he's YUCK and she subtly fired back. Then it's onto a LIST of celebrities who spoke candidly about their extremely odd upbringings, then it's onto the Blindzz, and finally a competition fueled Jackie's Snackies from 1:09:21.910 (with an MJ's Minute Munchies at 1:18:34.871) til 1:21:34.000. All this and even more on this week's episode! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Now, I don't know if you remember how many times I've drunkenly pitched to you that I think that we should do this show together.
0:16.1	But usually I start page seven with a song and I wanted to dedicate this to you.
0:20.8	Please.
0:22.8	Jamie is over and Jamie is gone.
0:27.2	Jamie's decided it's time to move on.
0:32.0	Jamie has new dreams he's building upon.
0:36.6	And I'm still hurting.
0:40.9	Ah, Amber, we need to do the show together.
0:45.7	Last five years.
0:46.7	Last five years.
0:48.0	Thank you.
0:48.6	That was beautiful.
0:49.0	Thank you so much for jumping in with me.
0:51.2	Thank you.
0:51.4	Theater nerds in the house.
0:53.1	Yes, yes.
0:54.0	Yes. Amber Nelson is here.
0:56.3	And I, Amber Nelson, I feel that, you know, there are so many things that I love, love, love, love, love, love, love about you.
1:03.0	I love you too, darling.
1:04.0	Thank you so much.
1:04.8	And one of those things, one of those many, many things is the fact that you played Kathy in last five years in college.
1:13.1	And I have always wanted to do a gender bent version of the two of us, even though I play Jamie, you play Kathy.
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