but will be better

But will the theme song get any better

No it won't

No it won't

We like the theme song, like the theme song.

No, it won't. I guess, I don't know, I got war tunes in my brain right now. That was a little bit, Music Man. Have you watched, have you done your husband a favor yet? No, no, no, no, no, no. The music man. Why? I hate his happiness. You know, it really just, I hate seeing them smile.

I hate, you. You know, it really just, I hate seeing him, smile.

I hate, you know, pleasing him.

That is, that's overall that, like, that's the foundation of what our marriage lies on.

Yeah, I understand.

Obviously not true.

I have not, you know, and I'm not going to this week because it's my birthday tomorrow.

And actually, if you're listening to this on Friday, it is my birthday episode. So thank you.

I did take off my angel wings before we started recording. And yeah, you think that that's bullshit.

But it is actually true. I did take off my angel wings. But they're still there because you're always an angel, Jackie. Oh my God. You just took off your physical angel wings. Oh, my God. Where do I keep my halo up my yes? And I do. I love it sparkling. I love a light beam shooting out of my anus. And I go, oh, where is she going? Wherever it is, it's going to be bright. That is how we celebrate your birthday this year. As you are hearing this, if you're listening to it on the day that it comes out, it is Jackie's birthday. Leo season. Wish her a happy birthday. It's Leo season. Find, um, should they do what Ed Larson did last year and find a picture of you at the pool and post it without asking if that's the picture you want? Yeah. Especially a picture that is not taken at a good angle. Like that's always what you want for your birthday picture. Last year, Ed posted. This picture... It was just like a side picture of me. I'd been, like, we were in New Orleans.

I had been drunk and eaten for days. And I was just like, ugh.

And it's just this bad picture.

And it was like, Ed, we've known each other for almost 20 years.

You have no other pictures in there.

Not a one.

Find your favorite, favorite picture of Jackie. Tour pictures posting would be fun. Sure, yeah. I love tour pictures. Our tour pictures. It's just so funny because when I said that to him, he's like, what? You're good. What? I was like, man, that is the most Ed Larson responds. No, come about. You're good. You're good. He's just, you know what?

I love that he lives the brighter side. I think it's wonderful that he's like, I thought you look good in the big side. I don't know. And when you see me as a sack of meat, that's why. You don't see me as a full person. You literally see me filled with ground beef. No, he sees you as the angel you are and he wouldn't stop to think.

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