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Distorted View Daily

Sperm Dripping Out Like Gravy

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  The Softer Side Of The Distorted View Store 00:29:12  Introduction 02:53:01  A New Horrifying Youtard / Lolcow 07:04:18  AnacondaSin’s Sexual Exploits / Fetishes  17:40:02 Level 2 Security Officer / Actor / Debater Vs. Random Hispanic Neighbor 24:49:15  Sperm Dripping Out Like Gravy 28:10:03  Bad LGBTQ Singers 32:53:02  Become A Member Of […]

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0:00.0

Hey, assholes, get some DV gear.

0:04.2

We're lucky for you, the store's new this year.

0:08.0

Sweat shirts, drink wear, an animate pillow you can fuck anywhere.

0:15.1

Distorted views the first place to always find some dumb stupid shit. It's all in the DV store. Come shop the DV store this year.

0:29.9

Hey Freaks, it's Friday, November 22nd, 2024. Coming up on the program today, a new U-Tard, who's sexually

0:36.2

attracted to children and dead animals,

0:38.9

you have my attention.

0:40.2

Plus, urging your neighbors to sit on a big fat peepee, who owns succulent dinosaur.com,

0:46.7

and every time we touch, I get that feeling.

0:52.3

Distorted View Daily proudlyoudly presents an angry man

0:57.1

confronting a street performer in New York City

1:00.0

Fuck you!

1:06.6

Go to a studio and rehearse.

1:10.7

Maybe something you were. You you learned you stuck with no telling

1:14.3

a piece of shit you were post your life the talent you know that everybody ran you with you

1:18.7

were beautiful to do it or not get out you any kind of honors anybody know who you are maybe

1:24.9

anybody else wants to join the peace and quiet.

1:30.5

This is one of the most important places in all of North America. Who are you?

1:39.3

Who are you? You miserable, presumptuous, no talent. You're no artist. An artist respects the silence and serves as a foundation of creativity. And I'm an NYU film School graduate, sucker, and the School of Visual Arts.

1:48.3

In the Academy of Art University of San Francisco, you suck.

1:52.8

You are no talent.

1:54.5

You are everything that's gone wrong in this world.

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