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The Useless Hotline
Max Balegde & George Clarke
4.8 • 701 Ratings
🗓️ 11 May 2025
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, my name is Max Beleg Day. |
| 0:02.2 | And my name is George Clark. |
| 0:04.1 | Welcome to the TikTok hot client. |
| 0:06.0 | What the fuck? |
| 0:06.8 | The TikTok clock line. |
| 0:08.7 | Welcome to my TikTok cock line. |
| 0:10.6 | And my name is George Clark. |
| 0:13.4 | In today's news, we are in the useless hotline studio as this is what that is. |
| 0:17.2 | Indeed. |
| 0:17.6 | TikTok wasn't working out for us. |
| 0:18.8 | So we decided to set up her. |
| 0:20.6 | Oh my God. So we decided to set up her. Oh my God. |
| 0:21.5 | So we decided to set up our own little business. |
| 0:23.8 | Yes, we did in the Usis Hotline. |
| 0:25.2 | Back to me in the studio. |
| 0:26.6 | Thank you. |
| 0:27.0 | The Usis Hotline is a place where we help you with your queries, no matter how we're |
| 0:30.2 | disgusting or embarrassing they are. |
| 0:35.7 | But it won't always just be us. Some weeks we will join by some special guests I'm being told this week. |
| 0:41.3 | Perhaps we may have some in the studio with us. |
| 0:44.3 | Indeed, so shall we just jump right into it? |
| 0:47.3 | I've heard from our receptionist that they have arrived downstairs in our glamorous waiting area. |
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