Max & George Do A MUKBANG!!
The Useless Hotline
Max Balegde & George Clarke
4.8 • 701 Ratings
🗓️ 18 May 2025
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everybody, my name is Max Belegdei. |
| 0:02.0 | And I am George. I'm a hungry George as well. |
| 0:06.0 | I am starving Max right now. |
| 0:09.0 | Um, and... |
| 0:10.0 | His maximum levels of starving. |
| 0:12.0 | Yes, I am. And welcome to the Usess Hotline. |
| 0:15.0 | Oh, TikTok wasn't working out for us. So we'd like to shop up. Oh, and no business. |
| 0:19.0 | Yeah? |
| 0:20.0 | Yes, we did and the |
| 0:21.5 | Usis Hotline is a place where we stuff our cheeks full of grow and we make you |
| 0:28.2 | watch whilst we chew on each other we spit we swallow oh my god deliver it do you know what do you know what I can I've never actually Swallow. Oh, see it, say it. Oh my God. Deliver it all down your throat and suck it. |
| 0:39.4 | Do you know what? |
| 0:40.7 | I've never actually eaten on camera before. |
| 0:42.9 | That's a lie I have. |
| 0:43.9 | Oh, I eat every time I'm on camera. |
| 0:46.1 | So I'm doing this new diet where I need someone to feed me like a baby bird. |
| 0:52.9 | So I'm going to need you to chew it |
| 0:55.0 | and then swallow it and then vomit it into my mouth |
| 0:58.0 | if that's okay with you. |
| 1:00.0 | Or I could just eat it normally. |
| 1:01.0 | Yeah, maybe you eat it normally. |
| 1:03.0 | Because this is the useless muck bang. |
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