Max & George Talk Hate For TikTok Shop And Max's Botox Treatments!!
The Useless Hotline
Max Balegde & George Clarke
4.8 • 701 Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2025
⏱️ 70 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.
Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:
OR
Send a voice note to our Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
You can also listen here:
Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234
Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl
Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?
Tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1
Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Hosts Socials:
Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke
Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1
Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/
Max’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be |
| 0:06.8 | wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain |
| 0:13.0 | that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching |
| 0:18.7 | their peak in the afternoon. |
| 0:23.0 | Not in the mood for miserable weather? |
| 0:25.6 | Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express. |
| 0:28.7 | Sun Express, non-stop sunshine. |
| 0:33.8 | Hello, my name is Max Balak Day. |
| 0:36.2 | And my name is George Clark, eh? |
| 0:39.6 | And welcome to these hotline. TikTok wasn't working working out for us so we decided to set up this bisness didn't like that but yes we did and |
| 0:47.3 | the useless hotline is a place where we help you with your queries no matter how we are |
| 0:50.5 | disgusted or embarrassing they are. But a big bubble bat. |
| 0:55.0 | It won't always just be asked. |
| 0:56.7 | This week it is again two weeks in a row. |
| 0:58.9 | Who to thank it? |
| 0:59.8 | Are you next week as well? |
| 1:02.8 | Not next week now. |
| 1:04.4 | I don't think. |
| 1:04.9 | I'm pretty sure we have a guess, but don't hold us to that. |
| 1:07.2 | They could drop out and they could hit us. |
| 1:10.2 | Yeah, it is. Have I finished the intro? |
| 1:13.4 | I don't know. I think so. No, no, how weird disgust. You're embarrassing they are. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Max Balegde & George Clarke, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Max Balegde & George Clarke and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.