William Loves Talking About D*CK (Van Dyke) | And Busting Viagra Myths
Help I Sexted My Boss
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4.9 • 6.9K Ratings
🗓️ 12 December 2025
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Not satisfied with the traditional ‘agony aunts’ tag line, you have come up with some hilarious (and slightly offensive) alternative names for William and Jordan. The boys also review the most iconic songs in musical theatre, the ins and outs of Viagra (no pun intended) and finish off with a large helping of Dick (Van Dyke) chat.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to our Friday episode where we see how much extra content we can squeeze into your week. |
| 0:12.3 | Random things that have been sent in, extra bits that have been going on, and how our advice went down with you. |
| 0:17.3 | Now, if you are listening to this contemporaneously on the day that |
| 0:21.5 | the podcast has released, which is Friday the 12th of December, you have today and today only |
| 0:26.9 | to buy tickets for sexted, upload proof of purchase to sexatest my boss.com slash live to get your |
| 0:32.9 | personally signed Christmas card from Mr Jordan North. I remember a golden ticket will be in there. One of them. Which, what did I say? Not in all of them. What was the golden ticket again? Meet and Greet. Meeting, great. We'll come and say hello to you. You'll come and say hello to us. Before. Backstage. Backstage access. Before after, Shell. TBC. Okay. Yeah, if they've got a train to catch before, if they don't afterwards. Yeah, either or. |
| 0:58.1 | Well, we'll... after a show? TBC. Okay. Yeah, if they've got a train to catch before, if they don't, afterwards. Yeah, either or all. We'll work it out with you. So if you get that golden ticket, one of them at random will have the golden ticket. You get, not just the Christmas card, you get to come and see us backstage. Do you know what? It probably won't be good to see me before a show. I'm just going to say 50p 5p and you know Right Maybe the interval |
| 1:12.8 | I'll make you feel nervous |
| 1:14.5 | And there's not Probably won't be good to see me before a show. I'm just going to say 50p, 5p. |
| 1:12.7 | Right. Maybe the interval. |
| 1:14.4 | I'll make you feel nervous, |
| 1:16.9 | and there's not worse than an audience being nervous. |
| 1:17.9 | No, we don't want that. |
| 1:19.2 | We don't want a nervous audience. |
| 1:20.4 | I'm fine once I'm on. |
| 1:22.2 | Largely. |
| 1:23.5 | Oh, by the way, |
| 1:25.9 | for anyone who's already bought tickets and wants one of the Christmas cards to give us a present, |
| 1:28.6 | because we'll get a lots of DMs and stuff, |
| 1:29.9 | we're going to put up a printable PDF of the Christmas card |
| 1:32.8 | on our website so you can print it off at home. |
| 1:35.5 | Great idea. That's lovely. |
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