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Help I Sexted My Boss

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4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

William is on a mission to ban queuing in pubs - and Jordan is outraged! The boys also discuss the BEST TV theme tunes of all time, whether it’s ever OK to use a spoon you’ve found in the bin, and they help with a dilemma involving a flannel and ‘man porridge’.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to help I sexted my boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life,
0:18.1	answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to everyday dilemmas, like, whether or not it's ever okay to give holiday souvenirs as a Christmas present. Or what should you do if you co-hosts Gusha, what was it called? Gwarshah. Gwarshah. Gwarsha gives you a headache. I had headache all day after that. Oh, I forgot to say. When you were doing it particularly badly.
0:37.8	I don't know what I did. I did somewhat wrong. And what should you do if you've accidentally sexted your boss? But we're not usual, like any answer. Oh, we're William Hanson. No, we're not. Jordan North. I'm more Christmas cracker. You're more old and knackard. That's from Mike. These are getting more and more brutal. I don't even rhyme and that's just pure insulting.
0:55.9	Christmas, I am all the knackered these days. Let's remind me these are getting more and more brutal That don't even rhyme And that's just pure insulting
0:55.5	Christmas
0:56.2	I am all the knackard these days
0:58.0	And this isn't this isn't me fishing
1:00.1	Because if you turn around I went
1:01.4	Yeah you do
1:02.0	I sent a clip of me over day
1:03.8	You look lovely darling
1:05.2	Oh
1:05.6	Oh
1:06.3	I looked haggard
1:08.1	I like a leather handbag
1:09.3	Okay Lovely should we do a toast? Yeah, sure. Would you like a gin and abone? Yes, please. Add to your leathery look. Yes, please. Your word's not mine. Right. I would like it to toast. Now, Jordan, can you remember cast your mind back all of seven days? Can you do the gin? It's hard for me to reach. I'm just going to do it all. Thank you. Thanks. I think I'm not used to. Oh, there we go. Williams' house. Can you cast your mind back seven days when we mentioned the big issue? And you said how good it was. Yeah. Yes. And you did a joke, knock, knock. I bought another one on Friday, yeah. Well, Jordan, we're going to toast them because got some news for you. Guess who's reached out and would like to interview us? We've said yes. The big issue. Oh, great. So to the big issue, this is for you. Why are you saying it like that? Well, correctly. It's big issue. No, it's not, issue. I'm not doing the interview unless you pronounce it properly. The big issue. Issue. Issue. Istu. I'll ask them. Okay. They all probably say issue you. So the big issue team, this is to you.
2:19.3	We'll be in your pages very soon.
2:22.1	Oh, don't we doing that?
2:24.6	Soon.
2:26.2	Oh, God.
2:27.7	Guy, my diary.
2:29.9	I think it already is, actually.
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