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answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to those everyday dilemmas.

Like, what should you do if your partner starts using your flannel to mop up his...

Yeah. I'm going to say it once and once only. Man porridge. Or how do you spot the things that are

slightly out of sight when you only have perfideral vision?

And what's you today if you've accidentally sexed your boss, but we're not your usual solution.

We're not usual solution sluts, are we, willy?

I mean, you're laughing at a note you gave Jack yourself last week.

You didn't come up with it. That's the first time I've heard of it. Oh, is that on last week? Oh, Jack, I don't know what day it is from next. Do you need to take more cod liver oil in your diet to improve your brain? I'll have all you give me at the moment, anything to just get me over that finish line. Okay. Anything. Just codly oil. I'm on... I'm on summer.

I took summer the other night. I woke up and my piss were bright yellow. I don't know what it were, but I felt great. Like magnesium or something. I don't know. No, we're not Jordan North. I'm more schmoozing at Henley Regatta. You're more raving in iron apper. No comment. That's from Adrian. Thank you very much. To be honest,

these days, it is the other way round. We haven't talked about my night out to heaven, have we?

I know, and I often do spend quite a bit of time in Henley, to be fair. Yes. Should we do a toast?

Yeah, let's do a toast. Have you been to a napper? No. I mean, I know I've started going to nightclubs, but I think there is a limit, and Iron Appa might be it. Why have we not talked about you in heaven? I don't know, because other events overtruck us. William, a few weeks ago, on a Friday night, it's having a picture at like two in the morning. I was in bed, and he's raving it up in heaven. I mean, I wasn't raving it up. I was dressed in a pink ralmic and a corduroy suit. The video of you on the dance floor with those poppers was hilarious. I was not on the dance floor, and I was not in the possession of Poppers.

I was getting very cross with a twink anyway, who cut us off.

What happened?

I was getting very cross with a twink.

No, we won't go into it.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, okay.

Very cross with your twink.

It also was so frustrating because you can't, you can't hear yourself think, yet alone speak. So you can't say anything cutting to anyone because they can't flip in hear it. What's it like? Is it like a big warehouse? I've never been. Yeah. I mean, so for those that maybe have missed this, when I was in New York a few months ago, I went to a nightclub. Clayhouse was it called, I can't remember. And that was fine.

That was very nice.

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