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Distractible

Will It Into Existence

Distractible

Distractible

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.926.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Another year is almost at a close, but that doesn't mean that there isn't plenty of balding- I mean... BLESSINGS to acknowledge and short-uh... SURE things to look forward to in 2026. Reserve your ticket now at ironlung.com. Only in theaters January 30, 2026. Order now at ⁠pandaexpress.com⁠ or a store near you. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

This episode is presented by Panda Express.

0:02.0

It shouldn't be difficult, and maybe it's a bit silly, but we've all been there.

0:06.0

Sometimes saying I love you is just hard, whether it's your partner, someone in your family, a good friend,

0:13.0

but when you order tasty, authentically cooked American Chinese cuisine from Panda Express, they'll know what you mean.

0:19.0

Because sharing some delicious orange chicken or my personal favorite, the honey walnut shrimp,

0:23.8

that means more than words, right?

0:26.0

So have you eaten yet?

0:27.5

Order now or find your nearest Panda Express.

0:30.9

Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable.

0:37.1

This episode, Wickedest Wade receives beautiful bald support, loves Blue Pea, and gets the

0:43.3

gents to positively prognosticate.

0:46.3

Blitzed Bob experiences oral excruciation, lacks a knob, and has pride in his progeny.

0:53.3

Malific Mark manages his movie release, then shows love for his lads,

0:58.2

Channel Resurrection, and lifting. From Ubley at issues to Harry Potter missiles. It's time for,

1:09.6

will it into existence?

1:12.2

Now sit back

1:13.6

And prepare to be distracted

1:15.8

And enjoy the show

1:22.9

Hey everyone

1:23.6

Welcome back to another episode of Distractable

1:25.4

I'm today's host

1:26.8

Wade That's my name I thought you forgot it for a minute It is not Welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I'm today's host. Wade.

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