4.9 • 26.5K Ratings
🗓️ 8 December 2025
⏱️ 44 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is presented by Panda Express. |
| 0:02.0 | It shouldn't be difficult, and maybe it's a bit silly, but we've all been there. |
| 0:06.0 | Sometimes saying I love you is just hard, whether it's your partner, someone and your family, a good friend, |
| 0:13.0 | but when you order tasty, authentically cooked American Chinese cuisine from Panda Express, they'll know what you mean. |
| 0:19.0 | Because sharing some delicious orange chicken or my personal favorite, the honey walnut shrimp, |
| 0:23.8 | that means more than words, right? |
| 0:26.0 | So have you eaten yet? |
| 0:27.5 | Order now or find your nearest Panda Express. |
| 0:31.0 | Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers. |
| 0:34.0 | And welcome to distractible. |
| 0:37.1 | This episode. |
| 0:38.3 | Bilateral Bob declares the podcast SNL, |
| 0:41.5 | then gets the guise to speed run statements. |
| 0:44.5 | Musical mark drops the date of Iron Lung. |
| 0:47.5 | Buy tickets now. |
| 0:49.1 | Then becomes an opera singer. |
| 0:51.6 | Wiggless Wade has a schnoz situation. The perfect popsicle and laugh so hard he turns red. |
| 0:59.0 | From healing bumps to festive merch. |
| 1:03.0 | Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. |
| 1:05.0 | It's time for get more faster. |
| 1:10.0 | Now sit back |
| 1:12.0 | and prepare to be distracted |
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