This episode is presented by Panda Express.

It shouldn't be difficult, and maybe it's a bit silly, but we've all been there.

Sometimes saying I love you is just hard, whether it's your partner, someone in your family, a good friend,

but when you order tasty, authentically cooked American Chinese cuisine from Panda Express, they'll know what you mean.

Because sharing some delicious orange chicken or my personal favorite, the honey walnut shrimp, that means more than words, right?

So, have you eaten yet? Order now or find your nearest Panda Express.

Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to distractable.

This episode,

Mean Mark, threatens a cull, talks evil equipment,

then capitalises on comedic contractions.

We cling Wade, waddles with ass pain due to refurbishing,

rolls on Mrs. Robinson and gets formal. Bon homie, Bob, generates festive Einstein Rosenbridges,

sketches of Psycho, Pumps Gump and Johnny's.

From Smelovision to holiday dates.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's time for

Size Matters, part two.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome back to Distractable.

The only show you're ever going to need in your life, or else.

Or else what?

Oh, definitive.

Well, I mean.

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