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Armstrong & Getty On Demand

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🗓️ 4 December 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Hour 2 of A&G features...

Procrastination, taxing condoms & who uses what social media?
Matthew Perry's doctor & McDonalds
Venezuela drug boat strike, the Pentagon & hearings in history
Spotify & subsidized health care fraud

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.3	Guaranteed Human.
0:05.9	Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio
0:09.6	at the George Washington Broadcast Center.
0:12.1	Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.
0:14.4	Armstrong and Getty.
0:15.9	And now he's Armstrong and Getty.
0:27.6	The Postal Service, FedEx and UPS just announced their holiday shipping deadlines.
0:33.6	Yep, the FedEx and UPS deadline is December 23rd, and the Postal Service deadline is last Easter.
0:42.3	Yeah, the last day to ship the gift is December 23rd, then Scratchoffs were like, after that, all you's got is us.
0:50.5	That's all you.
0:53.4	I think it's interesting.
0:54.6	Stretch-offs as Christmas presents.
0:57.0	Holiday classic.
0:59.8	My mom always gets those
1:01.1	for us every single year, for whatever reason.
1:03.1	It's been a tradition in our household.
1:04.9	Only one time a year I have a lottery ticket
1:07.2	in the stocking, hung with care.
1:10.9	Interesting that people laugh there.
1:12.3	It's just a given that we think the taxpayer-funded government-run package delivery is worse than the private company.
1:21.7	We're just all in agreement with that enough that we can make a joke like that.
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