This is an I-Heart podcast.

Guaranteed Human.

Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now, he's Armstrong and Getty.

Live from Studio C.

Oh!

I see you're still ailing,

Signor. Damn it, I even practiced

with the microphone off for a little bit, so I'd be

ready. I still didn't pull it off.

We're a dimly lit room, deep within the bowels of the Armstrong-Ygeti

communications compound. I'm trying to spread my disease around everyone, and today

we're under the tutelage of our general manager. Ilhan Omar. What did she know? And when did she know it about the

gigantic fraud by all of her buddies and contributors? Who is she? She is the Somali-born

American hating, America hating, Minneapolis squad member, House of Representatives.

Gotcha. Okay.

Has nothing but contempt for the United States of America and its laws and traditions.

I don't know that story. I look forward to hearing.

I mean, I know the Minneapolis Stealing Money story. We did that yesterday, but I don't know this latest thing with her. Remember about a year ago or so when I said a friend brought up to me? It was the first time I'd ever really fully embraced this. They said, you know, you get sick a lot. And it's the first time I'd ever fully embraced the fact that I am a sickly human, I do get sick a lot.

I either have a bad immune system or a poor lifestyle or both.

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