Will His Son Ever Forgive Him After He Made This MAJOR Mistake?

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🗓️ 8 May 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Bert just made a MAJOR parenting mistake that we’re not sure he’s gonna be able to come back from! Will his son ever forgive him for forgetting to do THIS?

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0:00.0	The Bird Show. You guys, try to think of the last time you got a text or an email where you get that
0:07.6	adrenaline rush and that panic immediately because you know you screwed something up.
0:14.8	Hmm. Because I just got it and it might have been the worst parenting thing that I've ever done.
0:18.6	Seriously? No exaggeration. That's why I'm very distracted.
0:22.1	I've been very distracted the last 15 minutes.
0:24.3	Kristen, when did you email me 45 minutes ago?
0:27.0	Yeah.
0:27.4	I screwed something up.
0:30.1	What did you screw up?
0:30.9	I forgot to send something in.
0:33.0	She just missed a homework assignment.
0:34.3	It wasn't that big a deal.
0:35.4	How about you? I think it was the last time I could remember, it was something for my sister that I promised that I was going to do.
0:40.6	And she sent me a text.
0:41.9	And as soon as it said Reese with the sad face, I was like, oh, damn.
0:46.1	Not the Reese.
0:47.2	I'm not kidding you.
0:49.0	Like, Lexa Pro makes me forget all the horrible things I've ever done.
0:52.1	And it's glorious. Like I'm sitting here racking my brain and I know, I know there are stories.
0:57.1	Like I know there are things that I have done that I have screwed up royally.
1:00.8	But in order to stop ruminating on them, I take anxiety meds.
1:04.3	And so I can't help you out right now, Podge, because my life is good.
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