The Bird Show.

TikTok, you are on the clock.

As a public service, the Birch Show reminds you.

Mother's Day is only three days away.

Don't screw it up, dummy.

Abby, what are you going to do for your mama for Mother's Day?

Well, I'm actually going to be in Jacksonville for Mother's Day.

So, you know what's so funny is we I've been

helping my dad pick out a gift that's kind of like my one M.O. for making Mother's Day good is

feeding him the insider information because naturally Carrie will always share what a what spa

treatment she wants to get or what purse she's been looking at. But me and my brother are

supposed to conveniently be in town for different reasons.

And my mom is bribing us to hang out with her on Mother's Day.

So she made all the reservations and said that we can both pick out a new outfit at the mall.

That is so cute.

I feel really bad.

I'm like, this is not how Mother's Day is supposed to go.

But then I just think about how many therapy bills I've had and I'm like you know what I feel like we're even now mo what about you so I'm kind of trying

to figure that out now because my mom has not been feeling the best so she's going to visit her mom in

new york and I was going to try to make my way down there to hang out with both of them but I'm battling

against gout and the prices of the Knicks

tickets in the playoffs. So if I can pick both of those things out, I think I'm going to go check

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