Welcome to the Luke and Pitcho.

It is Monday the 9th of March, the 9th of March with me and Lukie Muir doing our thing.

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We're recording a show a few hours after me and you did a whamble together,

and I found my glasses, looky, but I thought I'd lost my glasses in my car,

and that's why I was wearing sunglasses to a recording last week on The Rambles.

Keen-eyed, viewers will know.

Right, because you're conceited. That's what you said.

Because I'm conceited. Well, that too as well.

You can be... You can walk and chew them. And it turns out, they weren't in my car. They weren't in my house. They weren't in the cabin. I didn't know where my glasses were. So I thought, you know what, I'll drive to the train station to see if anyone's handed them in.

Didn't need to.

Parked up where I parked up what, I'll drive to the train station to see if anyone's handed them in.

Didn't need to. Parked up where I parked up earlier, I'd realized I'd just drop them on the floor. And someone... What, they were still there? They were still there, but someone has stamped on them. Possibly out of spite. Possibly saw me. It's probably you, crunch. possiblyibly seeing me as a conceited gentleman, just decided to stomp on my glasses. So now I've got a bit of tape on them now. I'll tell you what, Jack Ducketh gets a lot of abuse, dogs abuse, if you will, for his lack of panache, lack of style. But I'm usually recorded on these podcasts from this angle. I'm going to be screwed when I get in the studio, but for the next few days because I'm only doing remotes, I reckon I can get away with it because you can't necessarily see the massive amount of tape on my glasses. But I think he's a style icon. I really do. Would you be able to fix them more permanently, do you think? Or do you need to... No, they are ravaged. They are... Yeah, I've been an unlucky sausage, I think. I don't know what... I don't know how to... Do I walk into a Vision... Basically, I've had my card mark from the Vision Express where I got these. I said, they got me these glasses and then I asked see if I could try some new contact

lenders and they keep ringing me going, Pete, we've got those contact lenders in you want to

try and I've not at the time because it's miles away.

And so now I'm scared, I don't have anyone to fix my glasses or get new glasses with these

lenses in because the lenders were like 350 quid.

The Frames, the actual, you know that how they look were literally 30 pounds so yeah like glasses expensive frames

very cheap and luxotica the uh the creators of all spectacles it's a massive um cabal not a cabal

but it's a massive monopoly they own every spectacle uh creator in the world It's a massive cabal, not a cabal, but it's a massive monopoly. They own every spectacle

creator in the world. It's a disgrace why that's allowed to go on, especially under EU law

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