Mongo the Chimpfluencer
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 12 March 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Cryptids. Ever heard of them? Well, they get everywhere. Including Hartlepool, it turns out.
Today’s edition of the Luke and Pete show moves from the cryptozoological to the regular kind of zoological when chimpanzees become the focus of the discussion. Trigger warning: includes details of a brutal real-life chimp attack. This is not one for the squeamish. But there’s a nice chaser in store: Pete’s “sexy” MSN pranks.
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | It's Thursday the 12th of March |
| 0:07.9 | We're still okay, we're still alive, we're still kicking, good news |
| 0:11.5 | It's the Pete and Luke and Luke Pete show |
| 0:13.6 | I think one week we should just entitle this the Pete and Luke show |
| 0:17.1 | and change the artwork just for a laugh |
| 0:18.5 | For a big April fool, is there an April fool coming up? Does April lay on a Monday or a motherfucker? It's a Wednesday. It's a Wednesday. That's a shame. That's a shit. Maybe next year. The straight of Hormuz of podcasts. What do you mean? We're staying open, baby. We're staying open. |
| 0:37.8 | We will single-handedly defend every thought, every email that comes through our email |
| 0:44.3 | box. |
| 0:45.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:46.1 | In case, Esbala blow it up. |
| 0:47.8 | Right? |
| 0:47.9 | Yeah, fine. |
| 0:48.3 | Absolutely fine. |
| 0:49.4 | Good. |
| 0:49.9 | All right. |
| 0:50.4 | Yes, it has been a wild week. And, Luke, you've written the Running Order that you've seen a Bigfoot? No, I haven't. Or you've seen someone seeing a Bigfoot? Producer Bruno said to me, are you interested in Bigfoot? And I said yes. Yeah, okay. And I said, it's a good job to ask Pete that because he'd say no. I wouldn't say no. I was interested for 12 years that I was the voice of DMAX when all of the Bigfoot shows I was paid to be interested. Exactly. I'm Bigfoot for payers, they say. So you hate UFOs but you like cryptids? I'm Sasquatch for Scratch, baby. What's your favourite cryptid? |
| 1:28.5 | What's your favourite cryptid? |
| 1:29.6 | What's a cryptid now? |
| 1:31.2 | Remind me. |
| 1:31.5 | Crypts is like a mysterious beast. |
| 1:35.2 | Oh, right. |
| 1:36.4 | Like a mythical kind of animal. |
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