This is LBC from Global, leading Britain's conversation with James O'Brien.

Three minutes after ten is the time. You're listening to James O'Brien on LBC.

We will, all things being equal, be doing Mystery Hour from 12 today.

We may end it a little early just to allow our political editor Theo

Usherwood to ease your passage into the first conservative leadership ballot result, which of

course is also a step, a significant step closer to the door of number 10 at Downing Street.

After at 12 o'clock today, 11 o'clock, excuse me,

I really want to talk about this poor woman

that got hit by a Royal Outrider.

I hope I can make it interesting to everybody,

but in my part of town, here in the capital of England,

I've been genuinely worried.

It's one of the things that brings out my Victor Meldrew,

the way in which these convoys

just cut through the city is,

all right, I'm going to level with you.

I turned to my wife about two months ago.

And I said,

someone's going to get hurt one of these days.

And she agreed with me. Thankfully, it was one of these days. And she agreed with me.

Thankfully, it was one of those rare moments where she didn't roll her eyes and go,

oh my goodness me, you're turning into Victor Meldrew.

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