Why we sleep in different beds

HARD LAUNCH with Dan and Phil

Studio71

Society & Culture, Comedy

5.0 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2025

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Phil learns the truth about why Dan abandoned him and they try to avoid the p-word. To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/danandphil⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/HardLaunchPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/HardLaunchPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Dan slept to the other bed last night.
0:02.3	Excuse me.
0:03.0	You didn't think I was going to bring this up.
0:03.9	We're bringing this up on the podcast.
0:05.4	Look, I wanted your pure reaction.
0:07.2	Why did you not want to join me?
0:09.6	What is this public expose?
0:11.8	Yeah, okay, I'm sorry everybody on the internet.
0:14.6	I slept in another bed last night.
0:16.6	Why?
0:17.6	There are so many valid reasons why someone might do that.
0:20.9	Yeah, like what?
0:21.9	You could have been gassy.
0:23.6	Yeah?
0:24.3	You could be spreading.
0:25.6	I need more space.
0:26.5	Spreading what?
0:26.9	I think sometimes people say in relationships, oi, that a bit of space is healthy, so maybe I did it for you.
0:33.8	Okay.
0:34.4	So what was it?
0:35.7	Gas?
0:36.6	Were you gaming?
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