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HARD LAUNCH with Dan and Phil

Studio71

Society & Culture, Comedy

5.0 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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0:00.0	So you might have seen us on Grindr this week.
0:02.8	What, looking for a third.
0:03.4	Dan and Phil are in your area and we won attention.
0:05.6	No.
0:05.8	Yes, what? We've been nominated, Phil. Oh, yeah. Biggest hole. I'm just kidding. Gamer. Collectively biggest part. Collective. Collective gamer of the year. We are the gamer of the year. The single entity. We are so toxicly codependent and inseparable
0:21.7	that Grindr have said,
0:23.3	you are the best gamer. The single entity. We are so toxicly codependent and inseparable
0:21.7	that Grindr have said you are the best gamer
0:24.5	and we decided to kill the gaming channel.
0:26.5	I love that.
0:27.5	Timing is everything.
0:28.5	Will we get an award if we win?
0:30.4	What do you want it to be?
0:31.6	Something sexy.
0:34.0	Like, say it Phil.
0:36.3	A golden butt. Oh, disgusting. Oh, can people vote for us? They can. Wow. I'd love to win it. I don't think you need to download Grindr as just like a Google form. I was going to say, a lot of our audience are not the right kind of demographic for Grindr. There are some. There's some. Hey, there's a whole underground transmask pup people out there. Are they pups?
0:54.4	Woof, am I right?
0:55.5	Woof.
1:09.7	You wouldn't see Dan and Phil in your area. No. Do you feel sad that you can't just be a slut on grinder? I mean... Is it too early for this conversation? That might be too early for the start. It's too late now. We can't edit it out. We can. I won't. I'm a bit scared.
1:10.7	Scared?
1:12.2	Go to a stranger's house and bang!
1:12.2	That's the thrill of maybe being murdered. We can't edit it out, we can. I won't. I'm a bit scared. Scared? Go to a stranger's house and bang.
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