Why Jon Stewart Quit His Apple Show

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4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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God and Jesus discuss the latest in the war in the Middle East. They also discuss why Jon Stewart quit his show on Apple Plus, Elon Musk shooting at his Cybertruck, and everybody Trump knows flipping on him in court. Finally, God and Jesus answer questions from their patrons.

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0:00.0	This week on the God Pod.
0:02.0	Yeah, John Stewart, if you want to, uh, take over the role of Moses,
0:07.5	we can tell our Moses to fuck off.
0:09.5	You might not like this, so, okay, the show's called the God pod maybe he could be Abraham
0:14.8	so we don't have to lose most what if John Stewart joined this show we called it the
0:18.6	John pod uh... what the fuck did you just say?
0:25.0	And I have to say as a big Sarah Silverman fan, I'm, you know, disappointed
0:30.0	that she would rope weed into this.
0:34.0	And again, yeah.
0:36.0	You're giving weed a bad name.
0:39.0	Yeah. Yeah, that's the thing that I'm most disappointed.
0:41.0	Listen, you fuck up, just own it and apologize.
0:45.2	Don't blame this shit on mother fucking weed.
0:48.0	We have a huge backlog.
0:51.8	Does that give you comfort humans?
0:53.7	You're going to die one day and then we might forget to admit you.
0:57.2	Some are probably stuck there permanently at this point due to all the paper shredding I did back
1:01.6	in the 70s. Welcome to the Godpot everybody. I'm the Lord thy God and I'm here with my son Jesus.
1:20.6	What's up Jesus? Hey everybody, hi humans, hi father, how you been?
1:26.4	Oh, I've been pretty good. I had a nice weekend actually. I went pumpkin picking.
1:30.6	Mm-hmm. My dad didn't want to go, he was playing the new Spider-Man.
1:35.0	You're saying that you're not playing Spider-Man?
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