Just Say No To Genocide!
The God Pod
God
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 17 October 2023
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
God and Jesus discuss the week that was, which feels like 9/11 just happened all over again. What is the solution for terrorism? How is it possibly…genocide? How can the world stand by and watch? Has the whole world lost its mind? God and Jesus respond.
Also in this episode, God and Jesus discuss late-stage capitalism and take questions from humans. Finally, God delivers a NEW COMMANDMENT.
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| 0:00.0 | This week on the god pod. I'm always undercover, but I like to sneak out |
| 0:06.4 | Okay, you can put your headphones back on Jesus. I was listening. What the headphones pick up all of your audio, bro |
| 0:13.3 | I was just kidding. Yeah, I just understand if you want to see a movie |
| 0:18.0 | Why don't you see it in heaven cinema because I want to be where the people are |
| 0:23.3 | Oh |
| 0:25.3 | Wait, so the healthcare in heaven is bad. Oh shit. Yeah, specifically here at god pod ink to lead that part |
| 0:31.3 | We don't want anybody knowing about that and you make us tip in all the restaurants |
| 0:37.4 | And didn't I do enough to Egypt? |
| 0:40.2 | Hmm. Yeah, shit. Didn't I smite them enough and you're still not happy? |
| 0:45.3 | Yo, I smoked them so fucking hard people are still talking about it. Some of my finest work |
| 0:50.2 | I made it rain frogs mother fucker |
| 1:04.8 | Hi there humans my name is god, and I'm here with my son Jesus. Hi everybody. I am the wind |
| 1:11.4 | I'm the water. I am beneath you. I'm above you. I'm around you. I am through you. Wait, you're beneath me or above me |
| 1:18.2 | I'm everywhere all at once. I'm the chosen one. Are you on top of me or behind me? I'm on top |
| 1:23.9 | I'm on bottom. I'm behind I'm in front. I'm diagonal your power top power bottom |
| 1:29.3 | I'm down all around king of kings the one and only the chosen one. Jesus Christ |
| 1:35.6 | Jesus coming in hot. Yeah, this is the god pod. Welcome back everybody |
| 1:40.2 | Jesus, how was your weekend? Ah pretty chill pretty chill. I went on a hike around heaven like doing that |
| 1:46.6 | Socialized a bit. Oh, I saw a really bad movie called the exorcist. Oh, have you never seen the exorcist before or the new exorcist? |
| 1:55.1 | Well, no, no, this is a new one the exorcist believer and |
| 2:00.1 | Let's just say that I should have believed the 22% average on rotten tomatoes. Oh, no, yeah |
| 2:06.6 | Most of those movies are absolutely terrible. I think you should know that by now. You know what movie? |
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