The God Pod Halloween Reverse Rapture Spectacular!
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🗓️ 31 October 2023
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
It’s The God Pod Halloween Reverse Rapture Spectacular! YAR!!!
God and Jesus welcome Matthew Perry to Heaven and remember his life. God laughs at Mike Pence dropping out. God and Jesus discuss new Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, who thinks dinosaurs lived 6,000 years ago.
Buckle up! IT’S TIME FOR A REVERSE RAPTURE!
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| 0:00.0 | This week on the god pod. Oh my me everybody is dressing up anyway |
| 0:05.0 | You can barely even tell people's ages sometimes. I think I'll start carting children. You're an attack me |
| 0:10.6 | Hey, hey, hey kid. No, let me put on my aviators. Hey you |
| 0:15.8 | How old are you? Are you you better be under 14? |
| 0:21.0 | And I remember Biden after that debate sold on his site fly swatters |
| 0:26.8 | And I was like, oh great. Well guess what? I ordered one because I wanted to support the Biden campaign the fly swatter never showed up |
| 0:33.9 | Don't tell the republicans Jesus. They'll finally have a valid impeachment case |
| 0:40.8 | Well, we're here to say we love sawdame here at the god pod damn right. We love anal we love oral |
| 0:47.8 | We love the holes that whole sawdame and Gamora thing was not about gay people |
| 0:52.9 | It was about being unkind to strangers |
| 0:56.4 | We love the whole world |
| 1:02.2 | We love the whole world |
| 1:08.7 | Welcome to the god pod. I'm the Lord thy god and I'm here with my son Jesus. Hi dad or should I say pirate dad today? |
| 1:18.3 | Err |
| 1:19.6 | Happy Halloween, matey. Happy Halloween. God is dressed up as a pirate today |
| 1:27.1 | Err and by dressed up we mean he threw on an eye patch and called it a day. Well, you know what when you are as old as I am |
| 1:37.4 | You get to make a costume out of just an eye patch |
| 1:40.5 | Err. Yeah, when you've been dressing up for Halloween for an eternity. That's that's all you need to do. I'm just here |
| 1:46.9 | As you're Lord and Savior Jesus. Jesus is just here as a gay Jew |
| 1:56.9 | That we were talking about that before I'm not like doing like an insult or any or like trying to do some kind of like |
| 2:03.2 | Stuff more come no, no, no, no, this is this is what you are come as you are exactly wait |
| 2:08.2 | Maybe you can be in a very a variance of Jesus. Yeah |
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