Why Is My Sperm Hole Twitching?

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

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🗓️ 24 September 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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On The Show Today: Plus: What defines the “eras” of Distorted View? (Hint: all of them are terrible). Implantable sleep apnea devices vs. CPAP masks. GLP-1 shots as the perfect scam: insurance-funded weight loss! Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

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0:00.0	Hey, Freaks, it's Wednesday, September 24th, 2025.
0:04.4	Coming up on the program today, why is my sperm hole twitching?
0:08.1	Plus, an early autumn edition of Beef Bone Mania.
0:11.5	Alexis K. Tyler wants her son to fuck a bitch into submission.
0:15.1	And it was Jackie Chan-style nipples all along.
0:18.5	All this was your voicemails today.
0:23.2	In this film, we explore all of the possibilities of lovemaking that are practiced today.
0:28.8	All the way from the early sex films of Hollywood right up to today's modern porno flick.
0:35.2	We'll explore group sex.
0:38.0	We'll view swinging and we'll ask people themselves why they swing.
0:42.1	At this time, I think it would be wise for us to see an actual pornographic film being made.
0:49.0	Notice the dignity which prevails.
0:51.8	The mood and the anticipation for the artistic event.
0:56.4	Lights, camera, and preparation.
0:59.8	Everyone is in the mood for this is show business.
1:03.6	Listen, I think our actors are about to begin.
1:10.4	You look like an actress.
1:12.3	From your position here, what do you see, and how do you feel about it?
1:16.9	Well, let's put it in this way.
1:18.5	I like, let me see.
1:21.4	What do you see?
1:23.3	I see a lot of people digging on a lot of other people.
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