The Ghost With the Most (Pussy Squirt)

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

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🗓️ 22 September 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Plus: Tim contemplates a queer/trans/furry exile country (pedos not invited). Listener sponsorship from Unsafe Volvo Gal (with a side of Stephen Dawson content). Voicemails about ass-wiping techniques, weight-loss injections, porn-on-laptops during doggy style, and one very pissed bed partner. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Monday, September 22nd, 2025.
0:04.6	Coming up on the program today, never say pussy juice three times out loud.
0:09.1	Plus, catching your school principal messed out on the streets.
0:12.7	First class flyer also happens to be a first class cunt.
0:16.3	And guess which shooter was addicted to gay furry video games?
0:19.8	All coming up today.
0:23.1	Distorted View Daily.
0:25.1	Proudly presents
0:26.5	Cheryl Murkowski, reading a
0:29.1	Craigslist personal ad.
0:31.4	Real ass, dude, no BS.
0:33.7	Man for Woman, 23.
0:35.8	Coming.
0:36.7	No pun intended.
0:39.4	Okay, I have a very big dick and I don't come quick.
0:43.8	I wash my motherfucking ass all the time and I smell good than a motherfucker.
0:50.3	I have my own everything, so don't bother to ask.
0:53.5	I ain't no damn lame.
0:55.7	I only like attractive women. Sorry to you ugly bitches, but the next day I had posted is probably an ugly nigger. Go bother him.
1:06.0	I'm down for whatever you down for. If you need me to decide for you,
1:11.9	that's cool too.
1:14.3	Hit me up soon, man.
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