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It's, uh, if you were here at quarter past nine this morning, this is sort of, I feel like it's nearly home time.

But actually the final hour of the program is upon us.

And it is an hour in which I think history suggests you can be guaranteed something of a giggle you can be guaranteed something of a of a lift a rather more lighthearted conversation no doubt than some of the ones rather more important ones that we've been having thus far on the program mystery hour is your weekly opportunity to achieve the sort of satisfaction that's not available anywhere else on your radio dial. There will be bubbling away somewhere in the back of your brain a question that

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who can provide it. So find out. Ring in with the question. The who, the why, the what, the

where, the when, the

whether, even the occasional wherefore. Not to forget whence. And we'll find out whether

anyone else knows the answer. So you ring in, you say, James, why do we do this? What's that about?

Where does that come from? What's the origin of this, that or the other? There's all sorts of

questions. The only real rules are, don't be boring. Of course, that's a little subjective, but as a

general guide, if you ask yourself this question, you'll get an idea potentially of whether or not

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