Why Didn’t Bert’s Son Tell Him he Got Accepted To College?
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 February 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Cabin crew, prepare for landing. |
| 0:02.0 | Wow, that was a quick flight. |
| 0:03.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:04.2 | Oh, never mind. |
| 0:05.2 | Bondi Beach, Barry Reef, here we come. |
| 0:08.2 | Holiday of a lifetime. |
| 0:09.5 | I can't wait. |
| 0:11.0 | Me neither. |
| 0:12.3 | Ladies and gentlemen will shortly be landing in Austria. |
| 0:16.0 | Austria? |
| 0:17.0 | We're supposed to be going to Australia? |
| 0:19.7 | What have you done? |
| 0:20.5 | Um, should have gone to spec savers. Book an eye test online. Uh... We're supposed to be going to Australia. What have you done? |
| 0:22.9 | Should have gone to Spec Savers. |
| 0:24.3 | Book an eye test online. |
| 0:27.3 | Anyone got any long trousers I could borrow? |
| 0:28.9 | I've only got a bikini, Andy. |
| 0:29.6 | Oh. |
| 0:33.4 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:36.8 | Man, it's just different now than it used to be, and I have to accept this, man. |
| 0:38.1 | I'm going to show my age here. |
| 0:52.8 | But back in the day, Abby, when you applied through the mail to a college, you would wait eagerly in order to get a piece of mail back, snail mail back. |
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