The Bert Show. Let them debate on NPR, the pluses and minuses of serious stuff like tariffs.

That's what you come here for. This is not the place for that.

This ain't tariff country here.

Nah, we're into the dumb debates. Let's go, Cass.

All right. So this is a really dumb argument I got into with a friend. It was actually one of Chad's friends,

who's also my friend, but we were out at a bar together. I went to use the restroom like you do,

and something like half the stalls were out of toilet paper. So what do you do? You find a stall

with toilet paper and you use that one. And then did my biz, came back to the table, drink some beer.

And I was like,

oh my God, the bathrooms here are so clean because I am in my late 30s. And this is what you talk

about at bars. I'm like, they're so clean because they really were. And I'm like, the food is

great here. This is awesome. But half the stalls were out of toilet go. And so Chats friend goes, well, did you tell the bartender?

And I was like, no, why would I tell the bartender?

Now, keep in mind, this is not a restaurant.

So there's not like a front host or hostess.

We don't have a waiter.

It's literally like a bar and you would go to the bar and order your drink and sit down.

There's no table service, but there are tables.

And I'm like, no, I didn't, I didn't tell the bartender because they're bartending.

They are working.

And he's like, I cannot believe you walked out that bathroom and didn't say anything.

And I was like, it's not my job to police the toilet paper in the bar.

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