Why Bert Told His Fiancé He Wouldn't Fight For Her
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 28 September 2022
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're on the virtue. |
| 0:02.2 | The words that spontaneously in a knee jerk way, King, that came out of my mouth the other |
| 0:08.4 | day could have ended in real disaster, real fight between me and my fiance. |
| 0:15.0 | But it was the truth and it was spontaneous and as soon as the words came out of my mouth, |
| 0:18.7 | I almost like started cringing like, oh God, oh God, what did I just say? |
| 0:24.2 | Oh God. |
| 0:25.8 | So we're in the car the other day. |
| 0:28.4 | Oh, is this one of those fun hypothetical questions? |
| 0:30.3 | It was a hypothetical, which will get you in trouble every single time. |
| 0:36.5 | So the conversation started when you remember a couple of weeks ago, I was joking that I |
| 0:43.2 | was joking, that there is a guy in the universe that I know that is better for Tiffany, my |
| 0:49.1 | fiance, than I am. |
| 0:50.4 | And I have a duty to the universe to set them up on a date because they would make amazing |
| 0:54.8 | babies. They look beautiful to get way better aesthetic match than she and I are. |
| 1:01.2 | They're all crunchy and the same types of way from like a spiritual standpoint, they |
| 1:05.4 | mesh better. |
| 1:06.4 | They just be amazing. |
| 1:07.4 | They look better. |
| 1:08.4 | They sound better on paper. |
| 1:09.9 | They're just all around better. |
| 1:11.8 | Everything, Kristen. |
| 1:13.8 | Everything. |
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