Her Brother-In-Law Is Walking In On Her In The Bathroom...On Purpose!

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🗓️ 28 September 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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This woman and her husband had an agreement that when they started living together, there would be no locks on any doors in their house and that they'd never lock each other out of any room. Sounds weird, but hey, if it works for them, who is anyone else to judge, right? The problem is that now, his brother - her brother-in-law - who is going through a divorce is staying with them...and he won't stop walking in on her in the bathroom. It's not a mistake, because it never happens to her husband and it's happened to her...MULTIPLE times. He's even walked in on her in her BEDROOM - a place he has zero reason to be. She's mentioned it to her husband, but he hasn't done anything about it. So, she warned him that next time it's happening, she's installing a lock on the bathroom door. Shocker, it happened again, so she installed the lock. When her husband found it, he blew up...AT HER?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The virtue.
0:01.0	All right, so the one place you should be able to go in your home and just escape everybody
0:07.0	one minute, five minutes, because sometimes it's so loud in there.
0:12.6	Let's be honest, we've all escaped to the bathroom before.
0:14.7	Oh, yeah.
0:15.7	Because you think, you think, you can be alone in there.
0:18.6	That's where you just can get some privacy.
0:20.3	Mm-hmm.
0:21.3	If you have kids, you know, that's not the case.
0:23.5	It's like they have like this inner alarm and says if mom and dad are in the bathroom,
0:28.1	that's what I'm going to ask for something, right?
0:30.3	In this case, the sister-in-law just wanted to get away, go to the bathroom, and the rest
0:35.0	of the family wouldn't have it.
0:36.4	Creepy man keeps walking in on his sister-in-law in the bathroom, family drama ensues.
0:41.6	So yes, let me read.
0:43.8	She is 25.
0:45.4	Her husband is 30.
0:47.0	The brother-in-law is 33.
0:49.1	She says brother-in-law moved in with us after his divorce a few weeks ago.
0:53.8	The problem I have is that he started barging into the bathroom whenever I'm using it.
0:59.3	He never knocks or anything.
1:01.4	Another thing is that he only does this when it's me in the bathroom, not his brother.
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