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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2025

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired May 5, 2025: Doctor P Jesus answers medical questions. Dad in the streets, daddy in the sheets. Everything you wanna know about canned urine.  

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, well, well, it is our wonderful podcast listeners, the ones that all of us on hams love the most.

0:05.6

Dana here to give you a little gentle reminder to hit up our friends at standard heating and air condition and tune up that AC before it fully turns into crotch soup season.

0:14.6

June through August, our standards busy season for getting AC units up to snuff, so get ahead of the curve and have them ensure you don't have a summer where you pit out every shirt you own.

0:23.1

Book in May during their pre-summer heat savings event, and you'll beat the rush and save yourselves walking around money.

0:28.5

Call Standard Heating today or visit Standardheating.com.

0:31.4

Enjoy the show. We sincerely appreciate you checking us out each and every day.

0:35.0

The 93X.-ass morning show.

0:38.3

93rd.

0:40.3

Happy Cinco de Mayo.

0:42.3

Which commemorates the day that French armies were defeated at the Battle of Puebla by drunk blonde girls and sombreros.

0:53.3

There's going to be half naked drunk people running around doing stupid things.

0:57.1

Oh my god. What day of Mayo is it?

1:00.2

Sinko.

1:01.0

Man.

1:04.8

It ain't easy, but it's gotta be done.

1:10.0

After a few days of effing off,

1:12.9

the 93X half-ass morning show is back in the mix.

1:17.2

Like I said, it ain't easy getting back in there after effing around for so long,

1:23.3

but it's how we make a living,

1:26.6

and we appreciate you tuning us in this morning.

1:28.7

While we were Gonsky, old Cubby over there, took a family trip.

1:35.1

Loaded everybody up, didn't you, Josh?

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