4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 5 May 2025
⏱️ 149 minutes
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Originally Aired May 5, 2025: Doctor P Jesus answers medical questions. Dad in the streets, daddy in the sheets. Everything you wanna know about canned urine.
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0:00.0 | Well, well, well, it is our wonderful podcast listeners, the ones that all of us on hams love the most. |
0:05.6 | Dana here to give you a little gentle reminder to hit up our friends at standard heating and air condition and tune up that AC before it fully turns into crotch soup season. |
0:14.6 | June through August, our standards busy season for getting AC units up to snuff, so get ahead of the curve and have them ensure you don't have a summer where you pit out every shirt you own. |
0:23.1 | Book in May during their pre-summer heat savings event, and you'll beat the rush and save yourselves walking around money. |
0:28.5 | Call Standard Heating today or visit Standardheating.com. |
0:31.4 | Enjoy the show. We sincerely appreciate you checking us out each and every day. |
0:35.0 | The 93X.-ass morning show. |
0:38.3 | 93rd. |
0:40.3 | Happy Cinco de Mayo. |
0:42.3 | Which commemorates the day that French armies were defeated at the Battle of Puebla by drunk blonde girls and sombreros. |
0:53.3 | There's going to be half naked drunk people running around doing stupid things. |
0:57.1 | Oh my god. What day of Mayo is it? |
1:00.2 | Sinko. |
1:01.0 | Man. |
1:04.8 | It ain't easy, but it's gotta be done. |
1:10.0 | After a few days of effing off, |
1:12.9 | the 93X half-ass morning show is back in the mix. |
1:17.2 | Like I said, it ain't easy getting back in there after effing around for so long, |
1:23.3 | but it's how we make a living, |
1:26.6 | and we appreciate you tuning us in this morning. |
1:28.7 | While we were Gonsky, old Cubby over there, took a family trip. |
1:35.1 | Loaded everybody up, didn't you, Josh? |
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