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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2025

⏱️ 170 minutes

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Originally Aired May 2, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Well, well, well, it is our wonderful podcast listeners, the ones that all of us on hams love the most.
0:05.6	Dana here to give you a little gentle reminder to hit up our friends at standard heating and air condition and tune up that AC before it fully turns into crotch soup season.
0:14.6	June through August, our standards busy season for getting AC units up to snuff, so get ahead of the curve and have them ensure you don't have a summer where you pit out every shirt you own.
0:23.1	Book in May during their pre-summer heat savings event, and you'll beat the rush and save yourselves walking around money.
0:28.5	Call Standard Heating Today or visit Standardheating.com.
0:31.4	Enjoy the show. We sincerely appreciate you checking us out each and every day.
0:36.1	93X half-assed morning show.
0:38.4	You got to be kidding me.
0:39.2	Who greenlit this garbage?
0:40.8	The 93X Half-Ast morning show.
0:43.7	Let's welcome in our next guest, our bi-weekly Thursday guest, Dr. Andrea Johnston,
0:49.9	from German Animal Hospital in Minnetonk.
0:51.8	Hello, Dr. Andrew.
0:52.8	Hi, good morning.
0:53.9	Good morning. Great to see you again. Hi, good morning. Good morning.
0:54.6	Great to see you again.
0:55.4	You know what we were talking about earlier?
0:57.6	We and our listeners, if that's the proper English,
1:01.3	we're trading animal attack stories.
1:03.6	Oh.
1:04.9	Folks talking about being bitten by dogs, cats, moose, cows, horses, goats. What am I missing, Josh?
1:12.9	Fish, sharks. Alpaca. Alpacas. Chicken.
	...

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