Who Store It Best? BEST OF '23 ...so far!
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Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 11 August 2023
⏱️ 109 minutes
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Best of 2023? In August? Sure, why not. The gang talk about the Biden docs, George Santos, Sci-Fi vs fantasy movies, and the God of Doors and Gates... yeah that's a thing.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys. We are off this week. So this episode, we were going to do reruns of Happy Days |
| 0:06.6 | and Three's Company, but decided to replay our most popular episode so far from this year. |
| 0:13.4 | This one is about the endless struggle between Democrats and Republicans. Who store it best? |
| 0:19.4 | Let's find out. |
| 0:23.4 | Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast. This episode is brought |
| 0:26.9 | you by Liquid Ivy, Athletic Greens, and two new sponsors. Keep listening to find out who it is. |
| 0:32.7 | And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update. I'm Christopher Titus. |
| 0:36.8 | I'm Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update. I'm Christopher Titus. I'm a da-da-da-ba-da-da-wa-da-da-da-da-da. The president, Joe Biden has classified documents. He stole him. See, he and Trump are the same. Told you, everybody takes classified documents when they leave the White House. You know, it's like eating grapes in the produce section of the Pigley Wiggly, which, by the way, is actually the name of a grocery chain in the south. |
| 0:58.0 | Pigley Wiggly, which, by the way, is actually the name of a grocery chain in the South. Pigley Wiggly. What was that meaning like? All right, guys, we got a couple of suggestions here for the name. Do we go with Health Fresh or we have a suggestion from the boss's four-year-old? Pigley Wiggly. Yeah, pigly Wiggly, okay. Listen, we all take stuff we shouldn't and Trump and Biden are exactly the same. |
| 1:15.1 | Really? |
| 1:15.8 | Are they really? |
| 1:16.8 | Let's break it down. |
| 1:17.9 | I'm Christopher Titus, and this is Document Def Breakdown. |
| 1:22.5 | Today, we're going to compare the two presidents that ended up with classified documents first. |
| 1:28.3 | Donald J. Trump, the Orange Menace, the Auburn, a-ho. |
| 1:32.3 | Let's look at the situation. |
| 1:34.3 | Now, Trump took top-secret documents from the White House and hid them in the board game closet in his resort. |
| 1:42.3 | Then he refused to give the top secret documents back repeatedly. |
| 1:47.7 | He then said he declassified them with his mind. |
| 1:50.7 | They had a nuclear site information on them and lists of CIA agents. |
| 1:54.2 | He also had hundreds of documents in his personal suite at Mar-a-Lago. |
| 1:58.3 | And I say personal because Melania has never been in it. |
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