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Titus Podcast

Indictment Number FORE!!

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.52.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2023

⏱️ 76 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update. The number four, it is a mythological number,

0:08.7

a number with a huge meaning through history in the tarot. the number four is the card of the

0:14.4

emperor they're called trump digital trading cards each card comes with an

0:19.4

automatic chance to win amazing prizes like dinner with me I don't know if that's an amazing prize the emperor

0:25.6

represents material goods and worldly authority of course reversed it means immaturity

0:31.2

he's the same guy.

0:34.2

But what are terror cards?

0:35.4

Just some made-up bullshit that low-rent con men use on rubes and idiots.

0:40.0

You know how Trump became president.

0:43.6

Four indictments. That's four for four for 45 this foul that fool

0:52.8

how to get the insurrection each dream

0:56.7

four for a president of the united states

1:00.0

for 45 this foul fat fool found out after he fucked around felonies 91 get that

1:07.1

Trump has now been charged with 91 felonies 91 that brings the average of felonies for all 46 presidents to 1.9 per president.

1:16.1

Yet no other president has been charged with even one felony.

1:19.7

Trump on his own brought up the average for all presidents to two.

1:25.0

That means on average, Trump made Washington and Jefferson

1:28.0

Gangsters.

1:29.0

What, what?

1:30.0

The number four also represents the North, south, east, and west.

1:35.0

Trump has been indicted on all points of the compass, north, south, and west.

1:40.5

New York, Miami, Washington, D.C. in Atlanta, West Atlanta. and

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