Year Of The Weasel
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 4 August 2023
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update the Chinese calendar all the animals |
| 0:15.5 | that represent each of the years are on the calendar the rat the rabbit the snake the dragon |
| 0:19.8 | personally I am a dragon born in the year 1964 I don't know what that means but when I |
| 0:25.0 | have Mexican food I do shoot fire dragons have certain traits my traits are lucky flexible |
| 0:31.1 | eccentric imaginative artistic spiritual charismatic and I hate when some weird system based |
| 0:37.3 | on nothing nails me to the wall although they forgot sexy on the other hand the proof |
| 0:42.9 | that the Chinese calendar is bogus and full of dragon feces is how it describes sweet |
| 0:48.1 | potato Hitler Donald Trump is the year of the dog and how accurate did the Chinese |
| 0:53.9 | describe this moron loyal sociable courageous diligent steady lively adaptable smart |
| 1:01.7 | haha all right let's go down that list loyal Trump has sold out any in every person that |
| 1:07.4 | helped him McConnell Chris Christie Jeff Sessions Mike Pence well I mean I don't know if he |
| 1:13.2 | sold Mike Pence out but he tried to have him killed so Trump is loyal as my ex-wife |
| 1:18.4 | you got it wrong Chinese zodiac unless you're talking about his loyalty to Putin and then |
| 1:22.2 | all right I'll give it to you sociable well they got that one right he loves to have people |
| 1:27.0 | get together for wild parties at the Capitol okay Chinese calendar one out of two courageous |
| 1:33.1 | god he is courageous remember when he had a bunch of snowflakes protesting in the White House |
| 1:37.8 | and Trump had to go hide in the bunker so brave freedom diligent well diligent means having |
| 1:45.8 | or showing care and conscientiousness in one's work or duties so you mean the dude that stayed |
| 1:51.0 | in bed watching TV until 11 a.m. and golf 320 days while he was president come on Chinese |
| 1:58.4 | calendar you're dropping the ball here or whatever the word for ball in Chinese is when it comes |
| 2:03.7 | to crime and indictments however he's very diligent this one's a wash Chinese calendar steady though |
| 2:09.9 | is Donald Trump steady |
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