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Who’s The Smartest Person On The Bert Show?

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

The Bert Show took the shortest IQ test in the world, and we've got some answers! Now who's the dumbest Bert Show member and who's the SMARTEST? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

the virtue. Are you one of the smart people or are you one of the stupid people?

0:08.4

Nobody wants to answer that question.

0:14.0

Oh, I think we have a glitch on our board. So let's go ahead and find out. So I just gave

0:18.7

these guys the world's shortest IQ test to determine if you are smarter than 80% of the population.

0:29.3

I have audio from the dude that explains the answers here coming up in just one second.

0:35.6

So before we get to that, Kristen, the first question about the bat and the ball, you answered what?

0:43.8

I answered five cents. Five cents. Yes, because if the total is 110 and the bat cost a dollar more

0:53.3

than the ball, then the bat has to cost a dollar and five cents and the ball has to cost five cents

0:58.9

and that total comes to 110. One, 10, Cassie. I also put that the ball is five cents and the bat

1:05.3

is a dollar and five cents. So total was the question, right? No, so the total was in the question.

1:12.7

The question is how much does the ball cost? Right, right. I'll be getting to worry about the

1:16.9

administrator of this IQ test. I'm doing a million things. So go ahead and give me the answer again.

1:22.9

The ball is five cents and the bat is a dollar and five cents. Okay, no, I also said that the ball is

1:28.1

five cents. So I was looking at this question. I was trying to think outside the box because I feel

1:35.9

like these questions try to throw you off. So I said that the bat is a dollar and the ball is free

1:43.6

and the 10 cents is taxed. I don't hate it. I do. Okay, so here's a dude on TikTok that is explaining

1:55.6

what the answer is and why. Okay. A bat and a ball together cost one dollar and 10 cents. The

2:01.4

bat is one dollar more than the ball. How much does the ball cost? The answer? Five cents. A lot

2:06.4

of folks say 10 cents at first making the bat worth a dollar, but that's where the trick is because

2:10.9

that would only be a difference of 90 cents. Okay. Okay. That one was so easy. I thought I had it wrong.

2:18.8

All right, for question number two, Kristen, you answered what? Five minutes. Five minutes.

2:29.1

Is your answer? I also answered five minutes. Five minutes. I also said five minutes. Five minutes

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