The Ferture.

All right Abby, so explain to us why you had to call your mom and say, hey, I'm not

in a porn.

My mom called me and was asking me if I was in a porn and I'm like, nope, I'm just a

nerd.

So my parents, or my mom asked me if I need to see a therapist because she saw the whole

laundry list of books that I bought over the last year.

So one of the good and bad things about joining the show is I had to be super open.

And the bad thing is my family listens to the show.

So they've heard me talk about my spicy book love.

And we put some geo fence around them that they can't listen to the show.

God, I wish just like a bubble around them, just like a hazmat suit to where the

Bert Show can't get inside.

We've all been here like the thing that can turn you into a really bad personality quickly

is having your family give you input on what you're saying, right?

That's why you never tell them how to listen.

If you don't teach them how to get the show, they don't know and they don't listen.

My mom is like the biggest P1 of all now.

She was texting me while I was in the bathroom.

She's like, I can't wait to hear what you say about our conversation.

Oh, we appreciate it, but can you become a P4?

Yeah.

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